Do These Jokes Have Teeth? Our Favorite Funny Dental Quotes

Teeth is something we all have in common. Whether your child is growing into his or her baby teeth or you or a loved one has had a dental implant, we all have teeth. Because of this, some of the greatest writers, actors, and pop culture icons have all commented on the experience of having teeth and/or going to the dentist. We looked around the web and found some of our favorite funny quotes about teeth!

Funny Quotes About Teeth

“We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.” — Dave Barry

“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” — Anonymous

“Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.” — Douglas Coupland

“If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.” — George Brett

“She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.” — Benjamin Franklin

“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.” Rodney Dangerfield

“Cleaning with dogs in your house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.” — Anonymous

“Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.” — Mark Twain

“If you have more cavities than you have teeth you’ve led a ‘Sweet’ life.” — Stanley Victor Paskavich

“Lying through your teeth does not count as flossing” — Anonymous

Quotes found online at BrainyQuote.com and QuoteGarden.com. Didn’t see your favorite quote on our list? Let us know in the comments below! 

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